Also, a sure fire way to attract negative attention, start asking people for drugs. You think that after you give it up he is going to call you again? The only thing you are going to get is really jealous when you see him scamming on your sorority sister two days later. In other words, you are allowed to hook up guys, just make sure they are not all in the same frat.
Make sure to spread yourself across the fraternities, do not spread yourself within just one.
Nothing says, “I’m trying really really hard” like smoking. If you are thinking to yourself, “he is so nice to me… The only reason why that senior hottie is giving you attention is so he can get you up to his bunked queen mattress to do the no pants dance.
You suck forever and everyone who knows you or about you knows that you suck. It sticks with you for your entire life and there is no way to get rid of it.
A sure fire way to start sucking is to be “that girl” at every single party.
These companies are just trying to sell you a bunch of stuff you don’t need (that will only clutter up your room) so please don’t go out and buy a bunch of random decorations.
Here is what I think you should have when moving in to the dorms.